Why wont the ground open up and .........

...........swallow me!!!!!

I have to say, I am really lucky, in the fact that I have a really easy going mum and I can talk about anything with her, I always have been HOWEVER, there are some things that you just don't want to do!

So I was out with Vicki, doing a bit of Veggie shopping for mum and I dropped in to a card shop to see what sale bits they had, anyway, Mum is on a FAT Free Diet but is really missing sweet stuff, so I saw they had cute tins of boiled sweets with no fat, she could suck 1 a day and that might help her not miss sweet stuff so much, so I glance again and it is only 99p in the sale so I grab 2 and go home, I give them to mum and disappear up stairs to the computer.

A few minutes later Mum calls up and says, I know you were trying to help me not to be naughty on my diet but did you know these are Naughty??? I was bemused and asked her what she ment, well lets see if you can figure it out!!! This will teach me not to read what I am buying!

HERE in the first picture you will see what I glanced at as the rest was covered in a sale lable.
HERE in the second picture you will see what was under the lable! DOH!!!!!!
Here in the Third one you can see the bigger picture, I even notice the layout of the fruit now.
Arghghghghghg I could have died when she told me that I bought her BOOBS and WILLIES!!!! Thank goodness I do talk about these things with mum but who wants to buy there mum candy Genitals.

Lesson Learned!!!